Random Pokemon Meme

Stole this from Pie.



Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/

-Rules-

1 Switch to All Regions

2 Switch to 1

3 Only one Pokemon per question

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1 This Pokemon is your best friend
-Darkrai

I've befriended a legendary. Pretty cool. We'd have epic adventures.


2 This Pokemon is your boss who you need to impress for a promotion
-Shellder

Introduce it to a Slowpoke and BAM. Instant promotion.


3 This Pokemon is your partner in a science project
-Bayleef

Bayleef would prolly make a great lab partner.


4 This Pokemon is looking for any possible way to murder you
-Noibat

Aww... I <3 bats. Why would you want to murder me?


5 This Pokemon is your Ex
-Giratina

......Oh my. I guess I couldn't deal with the Distortion World. I'm kinda scared who the next question will be. Who'd I leave the Pokémon Satan for?


6 This Pokemon is your boyfriend
-Growlithe

I can deal with this. Growlithe is one of my absolute top fave pkmn everrr.
Sorry Giratina.


7 This Pokemon stalks you every waking moment
-Loudred

Ugh, thad'b annoying. Uproar uproar uproar uproar.


8 This Pokemon just stole all your cheesecake
-Alomomola

Alomoomoo stahp it! Dat my cheesecake! Get your fishy self away from my food.


9 This Pokemon is what you felt in your bed last night
-Electrivire

Yup, I'm scared nao...


10 This Pokemon punched your mom
-Snorlax

LOL... This is bad. I tend to name Snorlax's after my mom...


11 This Pokemon would do anything to steal your shoes
-Doublade

Sharp pointy edges vs delicate meat sack... Here have the shoes.


12 This Pokemon died by your hands
-Scraggy

oAo Nooooooooooooooooooooo. I <3 Scraggy. I'm so sorry...*jumps off cliff*


13 This Pokemon is your loyal companion for life
-Cinccino

Super fluffy buddy!


14 This Pokemon is your loving pet
-Cofagrigus

I don't know how I feel about this... *tosses stick* Go fetch!


15 This Pokemon is your Dentist
-Scizor

Now I'm terrified... Do not touch me!


16 This Pokemon is what you dream about every day
-Miltank

Must be dem nips.


17 This is the Pokemon you found in your basement when you moved into your new house
-Infernape

Surprised house wasn't up in flames.

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